Deep Purple 1

Purple found it increasingly difficult to do anything. Paralyzed by her existential crisis, she hadn’t attended class in a week. It was a pointless endeavor anyway. Pink noticed Purple had been in her room for a while… what was she doing with all those pizza deliveries??? Purple you’re such a party animal haha, the absolute madwoman!

Purple was glad someone had finally noticed her. She gathered her composure and asked the question that had been burning in her mind: Pink… why doesn’t anyone like me?

Hmm. Wow. Pink was really bummed out by this questioning. There wasn’t any pizza left either.